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what if there was a zombiepocalypse, and hilarity ensued?
Friday night: not another %$#!! race panel
tempest, N.O., moondancer, naamen, nora
- people shooting with a nerf gun at a jeopardy-like board. pirates, zombie apocalypse, tv, food, allies, ?? ???
- lots about the zombies, and vin diesel. naamen had a game where if anyone shouts zombiepocalypse then you have to pretend you're in it and run for the car and bar the door and freak out
what kind of condo complex would you build for some fictional people?
naamen: the very first book of Magic the Gathering, i read it every year, and that one guy that who wants revenge on everyone, put him in the middle and arrange everyone for maximum drama!
tempest: the orphan's tales, because any condo that fits all those characters would have to be carved from like a piece of wood that fell from the sky because of a damn angel, and then grew into a ship and then a condominium...
betsy: zombies are old, what's cool now?
tempest: combine it. zombie unicorns. zombie elves, werewolf vampires, why not? were-klingons. (audience cheers)
audience: There's already been a werewolf vampire series, it's about 8 books in. It's by Carrie Arthur.
(audience groans)
naamen : sick of urban fantasy with only vampires and zombies. i would have medusa!
moondancer: an unsealie fay
nora: why no sealies? sealiepocalypse?
moondancer: sparkles
nora: no because that's the twilightapocalypse.
N.O.: why can't there be a nice apocalypse? like a computer virus where happy things result. happy, good, flowery, shiny things happen!
Utopiapocalypse!
naamen: I just want to say: Rachel Maddow.
(another question)
Tempest: I want to be a total jerk and say if you go to the dealers room right now and buy my book i have already answered this question and it is in a conversation between the dalai lama and nelson mandela.
Nora: the little girl who just come outside after having an argument with her father about why she can't become a doctor and suddenly there's an alien there.
Naamen: Rachel Maddow.
Aud: mixed drink, design it, what would be in it and what would it be called?
Nora: student in college in new orleans: 190 octane. aint' shit for gas but wil start your engine. i don't know what was in it. everclear, blue curacao, cause it was blue, and it was sort of foamy, creme de cacao. Hmm. And some jello.
Naamen: sci fi history, i forget the name of the,
audience: Pan galactic gargleblaster,
Naamen: it was in hitch hikers... Oh. yeah! and in the bar right now William will make you a drink with just *this* much "mix". that's a pan galactic gargleblaster.
Moondancer: smoothie sort of thing, i'm happy with my chocolate monkey that i get at the juice bar.
N.O.: mangoes and pomegranites and raspberries and blueberries and ginger ale. i don't know what i'd call it
Tempest: when i was in college i'd be like i'll go to unos and drink because thtat's fancy! it's not on the menu any more but it's a cookie monster. vanilla ice cream oreos kahlua and vodka and they'd shove a whole oreo cookie in the center and you'd have to find it. It needs some godiva liqueur and chocolate syrup. Diabetic coma drink.
Aud: Cyborgs! If you had to have ...
Nora: Actual drunk people came up with these questions.
Aud: If you had to have any one part of your body replaced by cybernetic equipment, what part would it be and what would your dream cybernetic equipment do?
SCREAMS OF LAUGHTER FROM AUDIENCE THAT DO NOT END
Nora: I woudl have to elect a cybernetic vagina. It can slice, dice, vibrate, and it has a dial. and the dial would be just above it, set according to the skill of the dial manipulator.
Naamen: Youll be sorry.
Nora: this panel is going in the Wiscon Chronicles
me:(holds up computer)
Audience completely destroyed.....
Naamen: who here has seen from dusk till dawn? cybernetic genitalia. then i thought, what else can it do? besides what we want it to do. That scene where the codpiece pops open and it's a gun? I would like a penis that would fie lasers as well.
Aud: As WELL?!
Naamen: as well as doing all the other things. I'd like to be in a dark alley and think oh no i'm unarmed and then go BUT WAIT
(someone) (moondancer?) : id' liek to be prepared for any situation and i like pockets and drawers and shelves... i have this little thing here that everything fits in...
audience dies laughing
Tempest: I'd like cyborg hair. people would be all like Girl your hair looks good! and i'd be like yes it is! and they'd be like "i'm just gonna touch it!" and i'd be like SHING!!!! cybernetic hair. shinnnngggg1
nora: that's not within the scope of this panel!
Tempest: it's not about race! oh your nice red curly hair don't touch it! oh your nice long straight hair! don't touch it! You don't know when cyberhair will come at you!
Aud: Right now, if I was an alien, how would you know?
audience: Oooooooo.
Nora: you did that in a room full of science fiction people, and they're all looking at you funny now.
moondancer : speeaking as a woman i think i'd have to have a closer examination.
Tempest: I'd need some extra equipment like special ssunglasses and then i'd be like Oh crap! you don't have a face!
Naamen: i don't know!!!
someone: what do they do in The Thing? I forget
alaya: just accuse them.
nora: alaya would be the thing.
aud: she would eat you.
aud: you have secret information that someone in the current or previous administration is an alien trying to take over the world? how do you persuade everyone?
moondancer: if it was our current president i'd assume that it was for a very good reason! if it was the previous i'd get on the internet and
nora: i have to go with rahm emmanuel. i for one welcome our new alien overlords!
Tempest: alien in the white house. nancy pelosi's not an alien, she's just kind of weird. if one of them's an alien, all of them have to be aliens. if it's a vast conspiracy , they have to go thru that crap every day? obviously they can't even get the stuff done they have to do. they can't find bin laden, they're not taking over the world. if anyone in our govermnent is an alien it's just taking them too long.
Naamen: does it have to be the us admin? My choice is Tony Blair. as soon as he allied with bush i was like, he's being posessed, totally the pod people, i don't like him any more! and he was exposed as soon as he decided! i don't have to expose him, everyone was like MMmmmm, you're not human any more!
Nora: Special bonus category: CRACK.
Naamen: not as any story where the author lets their id run wild, but i'm going to go with it, i don't care if they just turned into a cat.
Alaya: Twilight sucks! how hard?
Moondancer: there is no drug worse for the children in this country than the twilight series.
Naamen: twilight sucks so hard that it had to have its stomach pumped.
aud: awwwwwwohhhhhhh!!!!
Naamen: was that mean? did i go to far? i thought we were just talkng about cybernetic penises and cybervaginas, i guess i crossed the line!!!
Nora: I cannot saything about it because i am being published by the same company and that shit is paying my bills!
N.O.: twilight has an audience and there are a lot of teenage girls who like twilight and... oh! i feel so bad! Well, twilight was awful, i got 100 pages into it and had to throw it across the room and i went to jump on it, and i ripped it in half.
Tempest: what was previously a secret project.. .but was talking to karnythia about this and we're going to write this togther, bad mary sue, what's up with bella nd her sparkly vampire. i'm going to write a novel that's about a reasonable vampire. oh i'm gonna hang around high school girls. No. my vampires are going to be having orgies and be like, I'm out to kill people. i know her whole story, it's like blaise zambini... a character who's only mentioned once, maybe twice. she has brown hair. that's it...
vito: that book has been written, it's sunshine by robin mckinley.
sparkeymonster: we're the valdemar books by mercedes lackey. you get a choice of magical psychic animal. you can either have a pure white pony with blue eyes, a neutered wolf dog, you can have a magic kitty cat, a magic hawk bird, or a griffin.
nora: it's only magic native americans who can have magic hawks. no wait that's not within the scope of the panel
sparkey: moondancer can have a magic hawk then!
naamen: any animal who will save me as a queer character in that book and make it so i won't die in the end.
CHEERS!!!!
tempest: come on N.O. you know you want a blue eyed pony. who does not want a blue eyed white pony to like trot behind you? prance even?? those other anmals might be a little too angry! they might have a tone issue!
asim : zombie, dinosaurs. awesome? or the most awesome thing ever?
tempest: the most awesome thing ever especially if you pair them with zombie unicorns
N.O. passes again .... N.O. is like in permanent headdesk...
naamen: do i have control of the zombie dinosaurs? then it's the most awesome thing ever.
aud: play the accordion!
naamen: i could sing them some bad journey!
moondancer: jurassic park proves we can't control the zombie dinosaurs, they start breeding
vito: in the spirit of crack. you are in a crack fic. what is the trope that is going to cause you to have sex with the rest of the panel????
AUDIENCE DIES
Nora: we may have to end the panel on that one. I am trapped in a cave in a snowstorm.
naamen: are you trying to say i'm not attractive?
Naamen: starkeymonster pointed out to me where they gain power by sexual intercourse, if i could have sex and every time it would level me up ? i'm down with that.
moondancer: i'm a big sucker for shapeshifters.
N.O.: ....
nora: it's the last question you have to answer
N.O.: ....
Tempest: I am the Mary Sue of this panel. and all who know me will love me and want to buy me things and protect me and want to have sex with me. that'll do it!
HITTING POST, SUCKERS
This entry was originally posted at http://badgerbag.dreamwidth.org/284585.h
tempest, N.O., moondancer, naamen, nora
- people shooting with a nerf gun at a jeopardy-like board. pirates, zombie apocalypse, tv, food, allies, ?? ???
- lots about the zombies, and vin diesel. naamen had a game where if anyone shouts zombiepocalypse then you have to pretend you're in it and run for the car and bar the door and freak out
what kind of condo complex would you build for some fictional people?
naamen: the very first book of Magic the Gathering, i read it every year, and that one guy that who wants revenge on everyone, put him in the middle and arrange everyone for maximum drama!
tempest: the orphan's tales, because any condo that fits all those characters would have to be carved from like a piece of wood that fell from the sky because of a damn angel, and then grew into a ship and then a condominium...
betsy: zombies are old, what's cool now?
tempest: combine it. zombie unicorns. zombie elves, werewolf vampires, why not? were-klingons. (audience cheers)
audience: There's already been a werewolf vampire series, it's about 8 books in. It's by Carrie Arthur.
(audience groans)
naamen : sick of urban fantasy with only vampires and zombies. i would have medusa!
moondancer: an unsealie fay
nora: why no sealies? sealiepocalypse?
moondancer: sparkles
nora: no because that's the twilightapocalypse.
N.O.: why can't there be a nice apocalypse? like a computer virus where happy things result. happy, good, flowery, shiny things happen!
Utopiapocalypse!
naamen: I just want to say: Rachel Maddow.
(another question)
Tempest: I want to be a total jerk and say if you go to the dealers room right now and buy my book i have already answered this question and it is in a conversation between the dalai lama and nelson mandela.
Nora: the little girl who just come outside after having an argument with her father about why she can't become a doctor and suddenly there's an alien there.
Naamen: Rachel Maddow.
Aud: mixed drink, design it, what would be in it and what would it be called?
Nora: student in college in new orleans: 190 octane. aint' shit for gas but wil start your engine. i don't know what was in it. everclear, blue curacao, cause it was blue, and it was sort of foamy, creme de cacao. Hmm. And some jello.
Naamen: sci fi history, i forget the name of the,
audience: Pan galactic gargleblaster,
Naamen: it was in hitch hikers... Oh. yeah! and in the bar right now William will make you a drink with just *this* much "mix". that's a pan galactic gargleblaster.
Moondancer: smoothie sort of thing, i'm happy with my chocolate monkey that i get at the juice bar.
N.O.: mangoes and pomegranites and raspberries and blueberries and ginger ale. i don't know what i'd call it
Tempest: when i was in college i'd be like i'll go to unos and drink because thtat's fancy! it's not on the menu any more but it's a cookie monster. vanilla ice cream oreos kahlua and vodka and they'd shove a whole oreo cookie in the center and you'd have to find it. It needs some godiva liqueur and chocolate syrup. Diabetic coma drink.
Aud: Cyborgs! If you had to have ...
Nora: Actual drunk people came up with these questions.
Aud: If you had to have any one part of your body replaced by cybernetic equipment, what part would it be and what would your dream cybernetic equipment do?
SCREAMS OF LAUGHTER FROM AUDIENCE THAT DO NOT END
Nora: I woudl have to elect a cybernetic vagina. It can slice, dice, vibrate, and it has a dial. and the dial would be just above it, set according to the skill of the dial manipulator.
Naamen: Youll be sorry.
Nora: this panel is going in the Wiscon Chronicles
me:(holds up computer)
Audience completely destroyed.....
Naamen: who here has seen from dusk till dawn? cybernetic genitalia. then i thought, what else can it do? besides what we want it to do. That scene where the codpiece pops open and it's a gun? I would like a penis that would fie lasers as well.
Aud: As WELL?!
Naamen: as well as doing all the other things. I'd like to be in a dark alley and think oh no i'm unarmed and then go BUT WAIT
(someone) (moondancer?) : id' liek to be prepared for any situation and i like pockets and drawers and shelves... i have this little thing here that everything fits in...
audience dies laughing
Tempest: I'd like cyborg hair. people would be all like Girl your hair looks good! and i'd be like yes it is! and they'd be like "i'm just gonna touch it!" and i'd be like SHING!!!! cybernetic hair. shinnnngggg1
nora: that's not within the scope of this panel!
Tempest: it's not about race! oh your nice red curly hair don't touch it! oh your nice long straight hair! don't touch it! You don't know when cyberhair will come at you!
Aud: Right now, if I was an alien, how would you know?
audience: Oooooooo.
Nora: you did that in a room full of science fiction people, and they're all looking at you funny now.
moondancer : speeaking as a woman i think i'd have to have a closer examination.
Tempest: I'd need some extra equipment like special ssunglasses and then i'd be like Oh crap! you don't have a face!
Naamen: i don't know!!!
someone: what do they do in The Thing? I forget
alaya: just accuse them.
nora: alaya would be the thing.
aud: she would eat you.
aud: you have secret information that someone in the current or previous administration is an alien trying to take over the world? how do you persuade everyone?
moondancer: if it was our current president i'd assume that it was for a very good reason! if it was the previous i'd get on the internet and
nora: i have to go with rahm emmanuel. i for one welcome our new alien overlords!
Tempest: alien in the white house. nancy pelosi's not an alien, she's just kind of weird. if one of them's an alien, all of them have to be aliens. if it's a vast conspiracy , they have to go thru that crap every day? obviously they can't even get the stuff done they have to do. they can't find bin laden, they're not taking over the world. if anyone in our govermnent is an alien it's just taking them too long.
Naamen: does it have to be the us admin? My choice is Tony Blair. as soon as he allied with bush i was like, he's being posessed, totally the pod people, i don't like him any more! and he was exposed as soon as he decided! i don't have to expose him, everyone was like MMmmmm, you're not human any more!
Nora: Special bonus category: CRACK.
Naamen: not as any story where the author lets their id run wild, but i'm going to go with it, i don't care if they just turned into a cat.
Alaya: Twilight sucks! how hard?
Moondancer: there is no drug worse for the children in this country than the twilight series.
Naamen: twilight sucks so hard that it had to have its stomach pumped.
aud: awwwwwwohhhhhhh!!!!
Naamen: was that mean? did i go to far? i thought we were just talkng about cybernetic penises and cybervaginas, i guess i crossed the line!!!
Nora: I cannot saything about it because i am being published by the same company and that shit is paying my bills!
N.O.: twilight has an audience and there are a lot of teenage girls who like twilight and... oh! i feel so bad! Well, twilight was awful, i got 100 pages into it and had to throw it across the room and i went to jump on it, and i ripped it in half.
Tempest: what was previously a secret project.. .but was talking to karnythia about this and we're going to write this togther, bad mary sue, what's up with bella nd her sparkly vampire. i'm going to write a novel that's about a reasonable vampire. oh i'm gonna hang around high school girls. No. my vampires are going to be having orgies and be like, I'm out to kill people. i know her whole story, it's like blaise zambini... a character who's only mentioned once, maybe twice. she has brown hair. that's it...
vito: that book has been written, it's sunshine by robin mckinley.
sparkeymonster: we're the valdemar books by mercedes lackey. you get a choice of magical psychic animal. you can either have a pure white pony with blue eyes, a neutered wolf dog, you can have a magic kitty cat, a magic hawk bird, or a griffin.
nora: it's only magic native americans who can have magic hawks. no wait that's not within the scope of the panel
sparkey: moondancer can have a magic hawk then!
naamen: any animal who will save me as a queer character in that book and make it so i won't die in the end.
CHEERS!!!!
tempest: come on N.O. you know you want a blue eyed pony. who does not want a blue eyed white pony to like trot behind you? prance even?? those other anmals might be a little too angry! they might have a tone issue!
asim : zombie, dinosaurs. awesome? or the most awesome thing ever?
tempest: the most awesome thing ever especially if you pair them with zombie unicorns
N.O. passes again .... N.O. is like in permanent headdesk...
naamen: do i have control of the zombie dinosaurs? then it's the most awesome thing ever.
aud: play the accordion!
naamen: i could sing them some bad journey!
moondancer: jurassic park proves we can't control the zombie dinosaurs, they start breeding
vito: in the spirit of crack. you are in a crack fic. what is the trope that is going to cause you to have sex with the rest of the panel????
AUDIENCE DIES
Nora: we may have to end the panel on that one. I am trapped in a cave in a snowstorm.
naamen: are you trying to say i'm not attractive?
Naamen: starkeymonster pointed out to me where they gain power by sexual intercourse, if i could have sex and every time it would level me up ? i'm down with that.
moondancer: i'm a big sucker for shapeshifters.
N.O.: ....
nora: it's the last question you have to answer
N.O.: ....
Tempest: I am the Mary Sue of this panel. and all who know me will love me and want to buy me things and protect me and want to have sex with me. that'll do it!
HITTING POST, SUCKERS
This entry was originally posted at http://badgerbag.dreamwidth.org/284585.h
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